2 is worse than 1

Well I thought the day would be normal. I woke up the same, ate the same breakfast, had the same hairstyle. I was not in store for what would happen. I walk into the school where I was greeted by my friends. We talked about what happened during the weekend. As usual, my friend Tom had another great story about him meeting some important person. He couldnt always prove his stories but he was very convincing. As the first bell rang, we left the cafeteria and entered homeroom. Suddenly, an old lady walks in. I thought, "Oh, a sub." I did not think much of it. It was not until she read the attendence sheets where I noticed she was no ordinary person. She was one of those "special" people. (We'll call her Ms. Wierd in order to protect the true identity of the person.) Well, as she started to read off the name, first being a friend of mine named Joe, she however couldnt read the name correctly and said "Jogen, is there any Jogen in the room?" The class quietly laughes and poor old Joe says, "My name is Joe." Next up was a very normal person named Welby. We all waited for her, praying that she would make another mistake, just so we could laugh. Naturally, she reads the name correctly. Followed up was Mike. She however reads "Nicholas". Uncontrollably, the class laughs at this sub who was to teach english 1st period. Ms. Wierd continued massacring everyone's name. When the bell finally rang, we left homeroom and went to 1st period. Nothing could prepare me for what I saw next. As I entered the room, I noticed she had somehow gotten to the other side of the school very quickly. I was startled. "How could she have gotten here so fast?" I thought. It was deja vu all over again. The attendence was once again all messed up. It was weird. The class once again laughed. Class ended after an hour. I walk into 2nd period, same lady is there. The 3rd, the 4th, and the 5th period just were repetitions. My mind couldnt comprended what was going on. At the end of 5th, as I left the room, I looked back and saw Ms. Weird. I look ahead and it finally made sense. Ms. Weird had a twin. It was from this experience that I thought was over just had only begun.